Seriously, I got quite the "shituation" going on in my pants.
I mean if this was WWII my butt would be Hitler and my diaper would be Poland (there has to be a blitzkreig joke in there somewhere)
If this was the All Valley Karate tournament my diaper would be the Cobra Kai Dojo and my butthole would be in the "crane" position
If this was camp Crystal lake my butt would be Jason and my diaper would be a camper just about to have sex
If this were porn my butt would be Ron Jeremy and my diaper would be some poor girl who moved to LA to be an model/actress
If this were Rocky my butt would be, well Rocky and my diaper would be Appollo (from the second movie)/Mr. T/Ivan Drago/Tommy Gunn/the dude from the latest movie
If this were a twitter race my butt would be Ashton Kutcher and my diaper would be CNN
I think you get the point, I don't know if it is something I ate or what but I have been going through diapers faster than Amy Winehouse goes through needles.
A little financial tip....buy stock in Pampers....and wipes......oh and better invest in some hand sanitizer too!!
I am off to bed now...it's been a long day.
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